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A challenge for many who are new to Twitter is knowing what to say, how to say it, and how often to say it. But many have discovered that the 140-character limitation--even less when you are replying to someone--focuses the mind wonderfully, resulting in a new precision and elegance in their writing. Has Twitter, a classic geek invention, unwittingly spawned a new form of literature? I know I'm not the first person to think of this, and that I won't be the best writer to create in this form. But, hopeless idealist and all-around good guy that I am, I present my first three twittecdotes for your perusal and inspiration. The stories all involve my brushes with famous people, aka namedropping. Enjoy! -- Ballmer keynotes our gig. Arrives green room with secs to spare. Says "hi," then "excuse me." Cuts huge fart. Says "sorry." Then presents. -- Entered Bill's house, fir... (more)

Is Twitter Dumber Than Microsoft Bob?

There's a funny article in Web 2.0 Journal by an SEO consultant from Italy named Salvatore Genovese, who thinks that Twitter is the dumbest thing he's ever seen. The column appears next to a short piece I wrote about my twittecdotes. Salvatore thinks that Twitter is full of "spammers and crazy people." Yeah, and your point is?.... The world is full of spammers and crazy people, and Twitter is nothing more than a million-plus-strong flock of humanity. Personally, I've found Twitter to be a handy way to blast out quick messages to friends. It's led me to some new acquaintences who I think are less crazy than me. Most important, it keeps me off the streets and busy thinking about the 140-character writing metier. I don't know Salvatore, but I'll extend him the courtesy of assuming he is a decent guy who knows a lot about SEO and other stuff. But surely he's led a shelter... (more)

Ashton Kutcher on Twitter

Ashton Kutcher on Twitter Magazine launched today on Ulitzer. The online magazine to offer live news and comments on Kutcher's Twitter journey. Ashton Kutcher is an American actor, with the largest number of followers on the Twitter social networking site. He was the creator, executive producer, and host of the MTV celebrity prank show Punk'd. He is known for his roles in films such as Dude, Where's My Car?, Just Married, The Butterfly Effect, The Guardian and What Happens in Vegas. He is also the producer and co-creator of the supernatural TV show Room 401 and the reality TV show Beauty and the Geek. He is married to actress Demi Moore. Ulitzer content is grouped in 25 distinct subjects from "Aerospace and Defense" to "Travel and Hospitality." Each subject group offers an unlimited number of topics, and each topic may contain thousands of peer-reviewed feature stor... (more)

Day One Recap TechCrunch50

What a day. 1,700 people streamed into the San Francisco Design Center at 9 am on Monday morning to help launch the first group of 52 startups at TechCrunch50. Dozens more startups were camped out in the demopit. First, the bad news. The internet was down completely for half the day, and never really worked that well even when it was up. We had dedicated access for the launching companies, so the on stage demos went well. But the audience was left to rely on mobile access or none at all. And most of the demopit companies weren’t able to show their stuff. Needless to say we were pissed off. The vendor was fired and we brought someone new in, and by early evening everything was working well. Demopit companies, which rotate every day, were given another day to show off their products. The good news: Sixteen startups had a hell of a launch party in front of 1,700 atten... (more)

MySpace To Distribute Ashton Kutcher’s Blah Girls

When Ashton Kutcher launched his animated show Blah Girls at TechCrunch50 earlier this year, he ran into MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe in the hallways. DeWolfe expressed interest in the show. Fast forward two months, and Blah Girls now has a distribution deal with MySpaceTV, which had 51 million unique video streams in August (Comscore). The show features the adventures of three gossip queen teenagers - Tiffany, Britney and Krystle. They talk about pop culture issues of the day in episodes ranging from 45 seconds to two minutes. Season One is now up on MySpaceTV. Kutcher talked about syndicating the show to a cable television network at TechCrunch50. We assume those negotiations are still up in the air. Crunch Network: CrunchBoard because it’s time for you to find a new Job2.0 ... (more)

Rolex: Melrose Diamonds Announces the Top 5 Ladies Rolex Watch Models Demanded in 2009

CHICAGO, IL -- (Marketwire) -- 06/05/09 -- Melrose Diamonds, USA's #1 Pre-Owned Online Rolex Watch Retailer, today announced the top 5 Ladies Rolex Watch Models demanded in the USA on its website,, so far this year. Ranking from 1 to 5 in popularity of the Rolex watch models Women in the USA wanted are: 1. Lady Rolex 18K Gold & Diamond Rolex Super President w/ Champagne Diamond Dial & Bezel (404) 2. Lady Two Tone 18K/SS Rolex Oyster Perpetual Datejust w/ Silver Diamond Dial & Diamond Bezel (504) 3. Lady Pave Diamond Dial Rolex Super President w/ 385 Round Cut Diamonds (631) 4. Lady Stainless Steel Rolex Oyster Perpetual Datejust w/ Channel Set Diamond Bezel (610) 5. Lady Ruby & Diamond Channelset Bezel 18K Rolex President w/ Gold Diamond Dial (422) About Melrose Diamonds Melrose Diamonds is the nation's leading online retailer of Rolex wrist ... (more)

Research Confirms Twitter Is Bulls**t

A recent study confirms it: Twitter is the biggest BS of recent years, hyped by the mai stream media but no one understands why they are hyping it. Like Larry King of CNN. This man never touched a computer keyboard, has never seen a web page and yet he plugs his Twitter page every night at 9 PM. HubSpot released its June 2009 State of the Twittersphere ( (Twitter hashtag: #SOTwitter) report, analyzing data from more than 4.5 million Twitter accounts over a nine month period to measure Twitter growth and report statistics on tweets, the Twitter user base and user geography. The study finds that despite obvious growth in the number of Twitter accounts, over nine percent of Twitter users are inactive. While the Wall Street Journal reports that the number of Twitter accounts has grown to 32.1 million from 1.6 million a year ago, the HubSpot State ... (more)

Entertainment Industry Foundation, Mayors From All Over the U.S. Kick Off Two Major Initiatives Encouraging Volunteerism

NEW YORK, Sept. 10 /PRNewswire/ -- Today in the heart of Times Square, actors and executives representing the Entertainment Industry Foundation (or EIF, the entertainment community's collective charitable organization) joined New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and 15 mayors from around the country, numerous celebrities, and key service groups to launch two new initiatives aimed at fostering a new era of volunteerism: EIF's I PARTICIPATE and the mayors' Cities of Service coalition. EIF is mobilizing the entire entertainment community around the ground-breaking, multi-year I PARTICIPATE, which will promote a new way of thinking about service and seek to persuade millions more Americans to volunteer regularly. To jumpstart the campaign, Entertainment Industry President and CEO Lisa Paulsen, Tyler Perry and Ashton Kutcher announced its 2009 centerpiece: a we... (more)

My Personal 2010 Predictions

New Year 2010 on Ulitzer In an effort to save a lot of pain and suffering for those people who don’t want to read an incredibly long blog post, I have a nice little summary table.  The predictions run the gamut of my personal and professional interests, so they may not be 100% interesting to all people. 99% of All Decade Lists That Come This Year Will Be Wrong Twitter Will Become A Footnote Real Time Has Had It’s Time Interest Rates Will Begin To Rise Housing Prices Being To Stall And Then Fall Jorge Lorenzo Will Win MotoGP World Championship Netbook Market Disappears Apple’s Disdain For Developers Will Reach A Tipping Point ChromeOS Proves To Be Another Of Google’s Failures The Final Season Of Lost Will Not Be Seen Foundations For The Repeal Of Sarb-Ox The Venture Business, As We Know It, Is Dead Oil Trading Draws Legislative Scrutiny Windows Mobile 7 Will Impress ... (more)

Will Social Networks Lead to a Community Cloud?

On Thursday 25th March 2010, people from an estimated 200 cities across the globe will come together to celebrate and support the second Global Twestival. Defined by Twitter as ‘a way to take part in a global event that transforms lives’, Twestival was created last year by London based Amanda Rose, an events-minded entrepreneur, who believed that Twitter’s users could be brought together for the common good. Ms Rose’s creation resulted in a series of worldwide off line events – from concerts to knitting groups – that raised over $250,000 for the chosen beneficiary - Global Twestival - and brought worldwide public awareness to the global water crisis and the devastating fact that over 1 billion people lack access to clean water. This year’s Global Twestival looks set to repeat last year’s achievements, at the time of writing a shade over $52,000 had been donated, w... (more)

Gyft Drops Bitcoin Bombshell on Black Friday With 4% Back on Gift Cards Purchased With Bitcoins

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- (Marketwired) -- 11/29/13 -- Gyft (, the leading mobile gift card company, has announced that it will provide an unprecedented 4 percent points on gift-card purchases made on Thanksgiving Day and Black Friday using Bitcoin. For non-Bitcoin users, Gyft will provide 3 percent points back on PayPal purchases, and 2 percent points back on credit card purchases. These percentage points will be rewarded in the form of "Gyft points" and may be exchanged for new gift cards. Gyft currently sells gift cards from more than 200 retailers, including top retailers like Foot Locker, CVS, Kmart, Sears, Target and Zappos; apparel manufacturers, including Columbia Sportswear, Gap, Lands' End, Nike, Old Navy; restaurants, electronics, and much more. The promotion will begin at 9 p.m., Pacific Standard Time, Thursday, Nov. 28, and ends at 11:5... (more)